Super Junior H - Cooking Cooking

Don't ask me why the title sounds weird. But the song lyrics are somewhat funny? xD It matches the music video though, ahaha.

Here's the MV, for your personal enjoyment? xD



Translations

dear~ Eat up okay?

My girl friend is (too pretty)
my girl friend (has an even prettier heart)
But she has a tragic weakpoint
Where she can't cook better than I can

She can't even cook rice or soup
Whether it's this or that, she can't do anything
She can't even properly measure water to boil ramyun with
She can't even tell difference between soy sauce and cola
Although I like you alot
Although I love you so much
If it's really going to be like this (marriage is going to be a bit...)

All of sudden I was invited to dinner one day
You had called me over to your house, I prayed ofcourse
After starving myself again and again and again, the food you prepared that now tastes delicious
After anticipating, and trying to imagine it, the moment I held the sppon

Can something taste as bad as this? (Is it possible?)
I wonder what exactly was put inside this (what is it?)
I'm beginning to think I should have been the one to make this dish with my eyes closed
It might've been better
She's asking me how it tastes (She asks)
Could there even be something else that gives me as much strength? (Is there?)
When I told her it tasted really good, that girl
While smiling she gives me another bowl~ someone save me!

For the past several days that girl hasn't contacted me
From the girl's friend that revealed her friend's past activities
English (apple) Japanese (that) Chinese (come over here) academy
Is where she seems to be busy attending (she doesn't have time) says her friend

But then one day I suddenly received contact from that girl
It appears as though she wishes to invite me for dinner again
Although I told her I was okay and already full
And came running to you with small expectations

Is it possible for this to be this good? (Is it possible?)
Was this really made by a human being? (Is it true?)
But I've never heard rumors about such a phenomenon like this
She's asking me how it tastes (She asks)
With tears streaming I told her (I told her)
Ever since I've been born, to have tasted something as delicious as this for me
it's the first time

I later found out that for my sake, that girl
Attended a cooking class without my knowledge

Even though it tastes as bad as this (Wait, that's not right)
For something to taste as good as this (There you go~) Is it possible? (Is it possible?)
Was this actually made by a human being? (Is it true?)
Was this really actually by a human being? (Is it true?)
But I've never heard of such a phenomenon like this before
She's asking me how it tastes (She asks)
With tears streaming I told her (I told her)
Ever since I've been born, to have tasted something as delicious as this for me
it's the first time

Honey, are you full?
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